nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How external is "for external use only"?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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