And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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