do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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