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The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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