I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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