is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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