need another drink. this is the easiest way
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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