I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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