therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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