So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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