absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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