I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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