i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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