im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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