I don't remember. Are we still dating?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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