It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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