I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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