Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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