They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
