maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
