honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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