At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
