Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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