I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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