2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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