I wish I could teleport
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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