Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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