I am in a vortex of obligation.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
