We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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