Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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