I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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