she kept yelling 'call me bella'
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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