Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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