We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
MIDGETS
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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