I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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