Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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