Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
