I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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