you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You ruined the universe
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
