you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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