If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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