i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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