I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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