Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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