i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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