Cold hands, warm shart.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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