I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
