i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is wine microwaveable?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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