She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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