Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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